• High-School Teachers:You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student:I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor:lol same.
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barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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Is your older brother hot

Ancient proverb (via jandjob)
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ode to egg

dennys:

Egg, how mysteriously curved,
a weeble-wobble of countless
possibility.

You eggcite my heart
when the yolk starts

To run.

Through my veins.

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kingahell:

kingahell:

That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

lightning is just the flash on god’s camera when he’s taking selfies

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